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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter