Swine flu. Run for my life!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes