She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.