Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer