All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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