Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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