dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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