WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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