look no pants
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?