she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides