Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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