Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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