he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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