She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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