Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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