he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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