finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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