So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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