id be glad to
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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