turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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