don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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