Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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