I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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