I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up