i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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