Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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