My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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