Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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