You're so nebulous sometimes
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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