I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
everyone is single if you try hard enough
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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