It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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