nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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