it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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