She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.