ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You need a sexual gate keeper
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.