are you still at the devil's house?
Don't make out with my wife yet
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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