I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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