Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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