Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We had sex on a dog bed..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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