Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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