i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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