oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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