READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
high people should be assigned attendants
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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