Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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