I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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