okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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