Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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