you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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