Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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