Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"