If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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