I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You ate ashes out of my bong
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