He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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