Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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