The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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